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Born in the North, Mallory Thwaites grew up in the shadow of a notorious local hit man and a chilling serial killer. Crime fiction filled the family bookshelves, alleged crimes blot the family escutcheon. On the spear side, one ancestor was executed for treason. Others merely slaughtered their neighbours. The distaff line could be unruly too, refusing to swear allegiance to the monarch.
Number-crunching graduates of premier league universities can become indecently rich. Mallory’s career has taken a different but so far less lucrative direction, from exhumations in Oxford to filling cream horns. Working for a Government agency on alarmingly confidential data, staff learned to be creative. The investigation of various unnatural deaths and unmentionable afflictions couldn’t be discussed. Victorian censuses became a useful source of day job titles. Mallory Thwaites is married with a son and two daughters.

In a recycled Manchester convent, angry centenarian Mary rarely spoke, refused to eat, wouldn’t attend daily Mass. Her only relative, a granddaughter, hadn’t visited for weeks.
Ploughing through a morass of ruthless fraud, Inspector Mark Lazonby longed to be a country bobby on the beat, rescuing lost walkers and cragfast sheep. In the Hills of the North, why not? On a really tough day, he’d sort out warring Cumbrian neighbours (funded as ‘conflict resolution’) or deliver impatient babies (the NHS never paid up). In his M.Sc thesis, criminals were needy creatures, victims of abuse, raised on sink estates. No pets, no cuddly toys. Pit bulls and bedbugs don’t count. In the officially beautiful North, villains had no excuse. Half the little girls had ponies. Seven up, boys preferred wheels, driving their quads on and off road. Younger generations knew the old had money. Prodigal sons and daughters wanted their share, now. This time, they didn’t even ask. Fraud was the new growth industry, along with elder abuse, filed unofficially as ‘How to Flog Your Granny’.
A hundred miles away, Sheffield historian Daniel Kent reread the extraordinary e-mail. A childhood friend, now a GP, insisted she’d found his mother. Wrong name, and the woman was more than thirty years too old. Why was Alison so certain? Care staff said Mary had no qualifications. Daniel’s mother was an Oxford don. Daniel knew the gaunt old woman at once and she knew him. Then he lied.
In Melkin, the ruined Elizabethan hall had been lavishly rebuilt. Arriving to stay, the Virgin Queen would be well satisfied. The new couple didn’t register with a Melkin doctor. Heavily pregnant, the woman often walked her dogs. Not officially a banned breed, the mastiffs were alarming. Dr Stella Morland found Daniel by the river, in deep shock. Slowly, Lazonby and Stella unfold the monstrous truth.
‘Mamzer…’ The old man’s voice was faint, broken by tears. Taking the call, at the surgery, Stella heard one word, repeated until the tears won. Mamzer? What language was that? What did it mean? Some crimes have always been unspeakable.
Blood painted hard-frozen snow, the lines sharp and clean. Defined by masking tape? What kind of brush would paint on snow? Wide bands of white and red suggested a flag, but which country? Lazonby didn’t know and didn’t ask. The branch of fir might have fallen there by chance. Artwork could wait, so could the killer’s twisted mind. The latest victim was horribly dead, excoriated, exsanguinated, eviscerated, every cut neat and precise. Whoever had done this was no amateur. The killer had surely studied dissection, knew how bodies were made, how blood flowed and muscles laboured. He knew, in so many ways, exactly how life could end. This was the seventh killing, the seventh dog, its raw pelt draped across the dry stone wall, the head still attached, like a trophy tiger skin. The crime had been promoted, no longer random brutality, one more for the R.S.P.C.A., but something that might be far more sinister, certainly worth an inspector’s time. A serial killer, honing his surgical skills? Long words drifted from Lazonby’s pen, anatomical, precise, a distraction from that bloody and stinking obscenity. Medical Greek and Latin helped to control his nausea. Far too close, someone else was retching, vomiting, and no wonder. Case-hardened, Lazonby’s stomach had learned to behave itself, reliable most of the time. Today, short-staffed as they were, thanks to the bitter weather, he wouldn’t need Stella Morland. They called Stella to examine human victims, not butchered dogs. Pathologist turned GP, she’d advised him to contact psychiatry. Or psycho-pathology?
‘Dangerous, whoever they are…’
‘Headquarters insist on psychobabble. Assessing risks. The killer’s mental state. Does he pose a risk to human life? Little kids wouldn’t stand a chance.’
His stomach lurched again, thinking of Violet, eager, trusting, reckless, more like Lizzie every day. If she’d lived, would his sister have children? Stella’s daughters were older, played in the village with friends. Were any children safe? With a headcase like this on the loose, all parents lived in fear.
Shrinks and profiles could wait. Right now, they had to clear the site, leave nothing for the hovering ghouls and vultures. Tape fluttered, red and white, warning onlookers to keep away. They did not. Half a dozen or more perched on the by-pass bridge. Some had climbed trees. They were all chattering, texting, filming. Cautions cost time and money, supplies of both were in freefall. On site, they’d almost finished. Blood and other debris had been collected and bagged. Faint and almost shapeless footprints had been measured, recorded. On hard frozen snow, the prints had made little impression, didn’t look like any kind of shoe. No spikes, no chains… Casts might reveal more. Fighting revulsion, Lazonby forced himself to take one last look at what was left of the dog. Torn guts had spilled their contents. The stench of blood and bowels was sickening, foul in the pit of his stomach, but his own record must be made, the bizarre scene of crime report dictated. He was still giving orders, warning the two young constables, daring them to breathe a word. Not the press, not TV, not any of their friends. They’ll know soon enough, but for godsake, don’t invite them. The ban was futile and he knew it. Young officers had to obey him. Nobody else would. Journalists were hungry for new stories, preferably not sex, celebrities, politics or God, in any combination. The latest Arctic weather was no longer remotely interesting, though it must be somebody’s fault. The tabloids would love this latest horror. In grisly forensic detail, so would all the posh papers. Serial killers never went out fashion. Silence of the Hounds? Killing only dogs, this one was weirdly different and remarkably skilful too. There was something for everybody. Bunny huggers could weep, bunny boilers could taste the blood and gloat. Ordered to move on, onlookers took hundreds of grisly photos, flashed them across the world. Florists should be happy, but where would the dog-adoring British public lay their wreaths? Around street corner doggy-bins?
PC Phoebe Carlyle was comforting one of the onlookers, a woman, sobbing, sickened. She’d come too close, seen too much. Gently, Phoebe led her away. She’d taken charge of the woman’s own dog, a white miniature poodle. Bewildered and trembling violently, the poodle cowered at Phoebe’s feet. They were moving to a nearby car. Phoebe handed over the dog. The woman managed a faint smile. One distressed onlooker, carefully managed, her name taken. Lazonby approved. Now he was watching the other new constable, PC Sam Bellingham. Sam shuffled his puppy feet, size twelves at least. Imperceptibly, the boy withdrew a guilty hand from his phone, resisting the all too human need to share this horror. Nothing had been said, no discipline breached, this generation talked round the clock, wired to the world. Silence and discretion were hard lessons to learn. Phoebe said:
‘More deaths than one, sir? This wasn’t a frenzied attack. Every one of those injuries could have been fatal, but the point is, they’re clean. Surgical cuts. He knew exactly what to do.’
Six A grades said Oxbridge, every kind of Maths, and Physics, Chemistry, Biology. Joker in the pack was Law. Phoebe’s quiet tenacity baffled most adults. Quietly, tenaciously, Phoebe insisted on the police. Degrees could wait, sometime or even never. Wait and see… If she was good, the police might even fund her. Right now, she’d learn her job. Over the past couple of months, Lazonby had been trying to get the measure of Phoebe. She never argued, never disobeyed, asking questions so rarely, they had to be answered. PC Carlyle treated him as an equal. She wasn’t supposed to do that. Lazonby almost smiled and the girl read this as encouragement. He could guess what was coming next, so close to what Stella had said.
‘I wonder how they’ll decide the cause of death? Loss of blood, obviously, but which wound? They all look fatal. Heart ripped out, but when? Someone seriously disturbed… Is there a risk his next victim could be human?’
‘Or the one after that.’ Sam had found his voice. He too had chosen the old, straight from school route into policing. PC Bellingham knew exactly what he wanted. Like his granddad and two uncles, he wanted to be a cop, here, in the world he knew.
More photos… Lazonby turned away, not squeamish, just sickened by the brutality. The dog, a cocker spaniel this time, had been drawn, quartered, flayed. Before any of these careful assaults, its dappled brown throat had been cut. Phoebe seemed to be struggling. So far, her self control was steely, but the girl did care, did feel pain, did rage against the pity of it. Tears welled but they didn’t flow. Lazonby saw and admired her self-control. Mad or merely bad, whoever had done this needed to be caught, asap, taken out of circulation. Prison or special hospital? He didn’t care what they called it, so long as the doors were locked. Others seemed to. On late night TV and Radio 4, the usual suspects argued about the failure of prison, the need for hope, for rehab, and even, for godsake, a prisoner’s need to live a normal life. Doing things like this? Right now, his team had to remove the bloody mess that used to be a dog. Tarmac would be easier to work with. He didn’t envy them… When the snow melted, blood would seep at last into the soft earth. No blood-red poppies would grow. In the hill country, poppies were yellow.
Phoebe couldn’t watch any longer, haunted by her own fears. The words had to be said. ‘Next time, it could be a child…’
Sam knew what had to be done.
‘We need to catch this villain. Find him, put him away, soon as, and keep him there. No parole. He’s not just sick. He’s dangerous. Sometimes, you’ve got to lock ’em up, throw away the key, and think about the rest of us. Protect the public, I mean… Heathcliff hanged Isabella’s dog. Not right in the head, see… He smashes Earnshaw’s head against t’slate floor, over and over. Times change. Headcases and villains don’t. Either way, you lock ’em up.’
Hard business minds thought Eng. Lit was a waste of time… Sam had studied Wuthering Heights, knew all about psychopaths now. Lazonby watched grimly as the dog’s remains were loaded into the van. Two of his team had arrived on mountain bikes. The others had shared one Land Rover. Now his eyes were on the youngsters. Phoebe was thinking far too much, her thin face too pale, lips almost colourless. For her, the hideous possibility was already real, a child, tortured and killed like this, made less than human, just as the dogs were barely dogs. Mutilated before or after death? Star pupil, Phoebe was on form, asking, almost eagerly, how they would know? According to all the books, injuries inflicted after death wouldn’t bleed, but this was different. Did the rules apply? It looked as if the still-living body had been torn apart. Blood loss had been massive. Cellular analysis might indicate how death had begun. Lazonby had written exsanguinated because no other word was appropriate. That was what had happened, every last drop of blood drained from the pale flesh. Answering his rapid questions, explained that each injury would have to be examined, possible weapons identified, the motive considered. If the victims had been human, they might call in a profiler, but for dogs…? Sam shrugged.
‘Motive? He’s a psycho, isn’t he? Bloody maniac. Descriptive, Sir, not swearing.’
Phoebe looked at him thoughtfully, wondering whether to challenge the pronoun. Sam grinned.
‘OK, sexist, unfair to blokes. In the interests of equality, she’s a psycho. Eats dogs for breakfast… More likely to be a bloke though, isn’t it, Sir?’
Lazonby rather liked being addressed as ‘Sir’. It no longer made him feel old. Newborn, his daughter had done that, over a year ago. Now Nicki was pregnant again. Which meant, surely, that they were grown-ups, real parents with nearly two children. Teachers in jeans started the ‘call me Tony’ rubbish, and look where that led. Teenage constables expected to call him Sir, expected distance, expected authority. One day, it would be their turn. Phoebe was the marked high-flier. Not a betting man, his own money was on PC Bellingham, a youngster with the sense to know his destiny. Sam was born to be a copper, expertly designed by nature for country crime. There was just one danger. Headquarters might try to fill his head with ideas, urge him to chase promotion, take more and yet more exams. Phoebe would be perfect for all that. Lazonby liked the girl well enough, but was she in the right place? Or even the right job? The brains and beauty combo wasn’t her fault but it didn’t do her any favours. Try as she might, local villains wouldn’t take her seriously and every officer in the county would want to sleep with her. Some of them would try.
Sam stood as close as he dared to the place where the dog had been. The body was gone, the drenching blood remained.
‘Turns me up, Sir, just thinking about it… The sooner we catch that headcase the better.’
Phoebe said, ‘He or she, what if they aren’t a headcase?’
Lazonby was listening, watching. How would Sam respond? Ridicule? Acceptance? Interest in a point of view? Sam, who’d struggled with two A levels, passed with honours. Phoebe had asked the question and it was Phoebe he answered, not anybody else. As if they were quite alone, he said, calmly,
‘The old mad or bad thing? Sane but evil? Ian Brady, the headcase in Broadmoor, Myra Hindley, evil killer, banged up? I don’t care. Not my job and never will be. Leave that to the shrinks and the lawyers. This psycho, sicko, evil bastard tears dogs limb from limb. The first two, it was only the DNA tests proved they used to be dogs. There’s your answer. Our job is catching the bastard. If you want to be a shrink, go off to uni and get a First.’
Phoebe said nothing. Lazonby recognised that look. Years ago, wary and rootless at university, had he looked the same? Felt so lost and so helpless? The girl’s intelligence was painful. Reading her thoughts, he sensed very specific fear, more ravaged animals, then the fatal and inevitable next step, some child or some other human victim, torn apart, limb from limb. On the ground, in the countryside, sifting through weary mountains of paperwork, they needed Phoebe’s brains, but should she be here at all? Driving away, guilt overwhelmed him. If the brilliant Phoebe Carlyle was in the wrong place, whose fault was that? The girl was eighteen, the crime and its hideous implications the stuff of nightmares. Phoebe struggled with the horror of it because she was normal. Simple as that.
Copyright © 2015 Waterlord Publishing. All rights reserved. waterlord.publishing on gmail.com Updated July 2015